The Office Elves

This ain’t news.. sorry about that..
But ya’ll know about the next last-friday-of-the-month party… it seems that the FC has decided to award us with some crazy, off-site but still a surprise party. They even call it “the-best-last-friday-of-the-year”!! Won’t that be raising the bar a bit too high, dear FC folks?? Should I need to remind you about the so many last-friday parties we been having that this one will have to step up to match its name? Just as an example, August-last-friday, which was even the last day of the month, some say that makes the perfect combination, something like the stars being aligned and the moon full and shiny as never before. And so we got that end-of-summer wild party that I can no longer remember of it… (I wonder why..)
To be honest with you, dear reader, I can hardly stay quiet on my chair just imagining what sort of amazing thing they are preparing to tame please our wildness selfs. I feel like I’m 7 again and it’s 7 am and I’m waiting for another Transforms episode!
Damn.. this is exciting!!

Y’all heard about the so-called TFC and their activities, right?
No, ii’s not a football club nor a fancy drink nor a pill that makes you see pink elephants.
The Funny Committee is a small and reserved group of funny people, tales say, that get together for planning & beer every Friday, rumors say, to provide us, common, vulgar and non-funny people, a party, celebration, animation, sing-start contest or what-ever those crazy minds can came up with - y’all know what they are capable of -, once or twice a year, statistics say. We are therefore truly thankful for their existence and tired for excited while waiting for the following upcoming event.

But all this to say what, you may be wondering…
Well, it has been a week and a half since this acclaimed committee “hired” a supposed funny person for their funny staff. Their choice fell over the person who promised worlds of fun, something unimaginable, even funnier than a Teletubbie episode, if you can imagine such thing. And what we’ve seen until now? Nothing.. just a big bunch of emptiness..

Simmi boy, for what all the promises?
Are you applying for President soon?

Stop fooling around and give us the cheering entertainment we were once persuaded to believe in.