The Office Elves

Today while lunch:

Logi: “I feel stupid sick…”
Simmi: “Was there a comma in the middle..?”

“… stop blowing my balls!!”
-Simmi

Some of you may not know, but two of our core developers went abroad.
Simmi went to London with a full luggage packed with condoms. Visiting an old “friend” he said…
Fannar went to his roots, down to that country where dressing yellow and blue is seen as a very male viking thing.
But before he left us, he draw the following and said that was the path!

Was he meaning “the path to madness”?
Would we see dinosaurs if we un-focus our eyes in that “path”?

Y’all heard about the so-called TFC and their activities, right?
No, ii’s not a football club nor a fancy drink nor a pill that makes you see pink elephants.
The Funny Committee is a small and reserved group of funny people, tales say, that get together for planning & beer every Friday, rumors say, to provide us, common, vulgar and non-funny people, a party, celebration, animation, sing-start contest or what-ever those crazy minds can came up with - y’all know what they are capable of -, once or twice a year, statistics say. We are therefore truly thankful for their existence and tired for excited while waiting for the following upcoming event.

But all this to say what, you may be wondering…
Well, it has been a week and a half since this acclaimed committee “hired” a supposed funny person for their funny staff. Their choice fell over the person who promised worlds of fun, something unimaginable, even funnier than a Teletubbie episode, if you can imagine such thing. And what we’ve seen until now? Nothing.. just a big bunch of emptiness..

Simmi boy, for what all the promises?
Are you applying for President soon?

Stop fooling around and give us the cheering entertainment we were once persuaded to believe in.