The Office Elves

Have you been sick recently?
Do you feel the need to stay at home to avoid the sickness?
Sick of life? Sick of work? Sick of your fellow colleagues? Sick of your so-called friends?
Sick of being sick all time?
We have what you need!

The Office Elves proudly presents the latest technology for offices to bring to you the bleeding-edge comfort and the state-of-art relaxing gadgets so that you can enjoy your time at work! The Industria Professional Office Desk 3.0 - No more complaints, just pure pleasure.

Also known as iPOD3.0, this set is an iCELAND exclusive. Just look (on the right) how good it looks and how well it blends with your current - boring - office. You can depict the futuristic device that we normally call go to the bathroom without going mechanism. Note that all items have been through several cleaning programs and tests to assure you that you won’t catch an infection…

And take a minute or so to notice (on the left hand side) all the comfort provided. You’ll never go home again with table marks on your wrists, which leads to your psychologist never asking you again if you’ve been trying to commit suicide. These wrist pillows massage your wrists while you work, they even deploy a skin cream if they sense your skin’s too dry. Smart wouldn’t you say?

And things only get better when we move on to layout, design and organization of your office space? Ever thought where in the hell you would put your lovely slippers? Well, here’s your answer: in a slippers holder! Practical, efficient and cleaner than any other shoe holder you have ever seen. And, still in the picture on the right hand side, please note the personal book shelf, to keep all your working books aligned in the same place.

The new iPOD chair has all you need in the right place. Need a pen? Don’t spend the day looking for one, your chair will be happy to borrow you one. Massage pillows are also provided in the chairs so that your bottom is always fresh, firm and in good shape!

Last but not least, the don’t get your hand burned feature is the newest appliance to your mouse wire. If you are still a conventional type of person and have not moved to the wireless gay-ish things, then you’ll definitely need this. For hard workers that use and abuse the mouse, this protects your hands from the hot temperature of the mouse wire.

And that’s it. Feel free to order right now your brand new iPOD 3.0. If you are one of the first 2.000 calls, we’ll present you with a new apartment downtown Reykjavik, fully furnished and an amazing brand new car. Still not convinced? Just look at the happy face of our first costumer:

(Promotion subject to stock availability.
Damages or personal injuries are not of our responsibility. In case or persistence of the symptoms, please contact your doctor.)