The Office Elves

We kindly request that if any of you may come across of a cave with approximately 904 meters length and 38 meters deep, please let us know. It so happens that Björn we may have lost it yesterday…

Simmi: - “What’s the most important thing in life?”
Fannar: - “Gilmore Girls!”

Have you been sick recently?
Do you feel the need to stay at home to avoid the sickness?
Sick of life? Sick of work? Sick of your fellow colleagues? Sick of your so-called friends?
Sick of being sick all time?
We have what you need!

The Office Elves proudly presents the latest technology for offices to bring to you the bleeding-edge comfort and the state-of-art relaxing gadgets so that you can enjoy your time at work! The Industria Professional Office Desk 3.0 - No more complaints, just pure pleasure.

Also known as iPOD3.0, this set is an iCELAND exclusive. Just look (on the right) how good it looks and how well it blends with your current - boring - office. You can depict the futuristic device that we normally call go to the bathroom without going mechanism. Note that all items have been through several cleaning programs and tests to assure you that you won’t catch an infection…

And take a minute or so to notice (on the left hand side) all the comfort provided. You’ll never go home again with table marks on your wrists, which leads to your psychologist never asking you again if you’ve been trying to commit suicide. These wrist pillows massage your wrists while you work, they even deploy a skin cream if they sense your skin’s too dry. Smart wouldn’t you say?

And things only get better when we move on to layout, design and organization of your office space? Ever thought where in the hell you would put your lovely slippers? Well, here’s your answer: in a slippers holder! Practical, efficient and cleaner than any other shoe holder you have ever seen. And, still in the picture on the right hand side, please note the personal book shelf, to keep all your working books aligned in the same place.

The new iPOD chair has all you need in the right place. Need a pen? Don’t spend the day looking for one, your chair will be happy to borrow you one. Massage pillows are also provided in the chairs so that your bottom is always fresh, firm and in good shape!

Last but not least, the don’t get your hand burned feature is the newest appliance to your mouse wire. If you are still a conventional type of person and have not moved to the wireless gay-ish things, then you’ll definitely need this. For hard workers that use and abuse the mouse, this protects your hands from the hot temperature of the mouse wire.

And that’s it. Feel free to order right now your brand new iPOD 3.0. If you are one of the first 2.000 calls, we’ll present you with a new apartment downtown Reykjavik, fully furnished and an amazing brand new car. Still not convinced? Just look at the happy face of our first costumer:

(Promotion subject to stock availability.
Damages or personal injuries are not of our responsibility. In case or persistence of the symptoms, please contact your doctor.)

Yes, many things have happened since our (where art thou elf brother?) my last post. Things like the great party we had outdoors last friday of last month, my congrats to the FC for that, or even the always exciting news on latest Reykjavik weather.

But the truth is, we hadn’t had time to write about that. Simply because we are still in an adaptation phase of the new positioning of players in our beloved forth floor. What happened was that, under a social excuse, we got some new friends up here. Friends to talk to and to play foosball with. Friends to massage our shoulders when we are stressed and fetch us a coffee when we are busy. Friends that can make some noise when we are trying to concentrate on some bug big problem too, such as where to have lunch, but friends are friends and we always look at the good side.

So all together, we are now 12 gentlemen, 2.5 ladies and 2 bathrooms.

And by mentioning bathrooms, there are rumors on how unhappy the little one is with the new situation. You may not know much about bathrooms but I assure you that they are a very understandable, kind and caring species, but with a very small heart. They burst into tears with the smallest things. Anyway, before the merge both bathrooms were cared and shared with whole our loving hearts, but now have been set apart. They no longer share the same “load” of responsibility.

The little bathroom has recently expressed its discontentment with the mathematician who has assigned the bathrooms to each gender. “-This is an outrage!!” if I may partly quote its comment. It seems that somehow the so-called mathematician has managed to put up an equation where a bathroom twice the size of the other should multiplied by only 2.5 ladies is equal to the square root of 12 gentlemen struggling for its little sibling….

Life is not fair when you’re a bathroom!!